The Bollywood Dance Number Game

The latest party game that's sweeping the nation!

All you need is a bunch of goofy friends - preferably Bollywood lovers - a few props... and a catchy-as-hell, long-enough-to-work-everything-in song.

The group who can work out a dance sequence that incorporates all the following Bollywood cliches without looking like they're forcing themselves wins.

1. A harem of good dancers, just pretty enough to accent the gal who is clearly our heroine, but not enough to distract.
2. Everyday objects (lamps, chandeliers, drums) being used as dance props in distracting ways.
3. Long, and sometimes inexplicable, staring sequences between our heroine and the 'camera'.
4. Our heroine plays with her bangles. (... no, not those bangles!)
5. Our heroine must hug a bride, sitting on the sidelines in full wedding garb and henna, who has inexplicably appeared.
6. Our heroine must cuddle the oldest woman in the room.
7. A feisty middle-aged woman must try to steal the spotlight
8. Someone is so moved by the music that they are nearly driven to tears.
9. Deep staring sequence between the heroine and her lost love.
10. Deep staring sequence between the heroine and the man she's not yet met who's destined to be her lost love.
11. An inexplicable cut to an 'expensive location shoot' just for the purposes of the dance number.